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Robbie Martin, also known as fluorescent grey, has had his hand in well-known hoaxes and elaborate pranks, the first of which was a track-by-track response to Coil’s electronic album Scatology. The parody album, released as an internet exclusive in 1998, featured friend and musical collaborator Ben Vanderford (also known as The Great White Hype) rapping over beats that were entirely based on melodic hooks from popular Coil songs. While Coil may not have enjoyed the parody, many of their fans did and it became a local best-seller at many San Francisco bay area record stores. A follow up record was made called '20 rap house greats', this time an homage to Throbbing Gristle. Chris Carter said he was 'glad to have the piss taken' about it.
Intrigued by the rare chemical intoxicants that Coil expressed interest in, Martin found himself experimenting with psychedelic drugs such as Dimethyl-triptamine, salvia, and other obscure hallucinogens, many of which were still legal in his home state and even readily available on the internet.
In 2001 after a prolonged psychedelic binge, Martin had a profound revelation. He became enthralled with the provocative – and no doubt, controversial – hypothesis that ancient Tibetan Buddhist mushroom cults controlled the world, acting as a shadow government in collaboration with freemasons, the illuminati, and the DEA (the Drug “Engineering” Agency). He also became convinced that Warp Records had a hand in the conspiracy as well, sending Ata of Sote out to spy on Robbie and report on his musical achievements. Martin’s proclamation of these theories led many to people to believe that Robbie was insane (which he almost certainly was).
The zenith of his psychotic
break from reality, fluorescent grey performed a
live concert at a large rave at the Bill Graham
Civic Auditorium on. As the performance reached
its climax, he overturned two large, cumbersome
turntables, dumping the expensive equipment onto
the audience, destroying them. This prompted
the security guards to eject him from the venue,
prohibiting him from ever playing at any
corporate organized San Francisco rave in the
future (a wise idea on their part).
A stint in a psychiatric hospital and a long
period of musical writer’s block prompted a
hiatus that was to last for over two years.
Coming out of this dark and chaotic time
fluorescent grey labored on his first (well
technically 4th if you count the early noise
releases) full length Cd,
Lying on the floor mingling with god in a
tijuana motel room near a veterinary supply
store.
Long after the Iraq war started and after the
first hostage beheading video was released,
Robbie teamed up once again with Ben Vanderford.
Ben had the idea of putting up homemade fake
hostage beheading video and putting it on Kaza
and Soulseek to see if people would believe it.
They theorized that since the media was guarding
their sources, people would be forced to
download the real beheading video from the
internet to find it. Robbie quickly obliged and
directed Ben from behind the camera to pretend
like he was under duress and subsequently act
like he was being beheaded with a vegetable
knife. 3 months later Robbie awoke to a phone
call from his mother saying "quick turn on the
news, Ben is on TV". Within hours the fake
beheading video had circulated the entire world
news circuit thanks to the bumbling Associated
Press, who without any fact checking at all,
decided that the video was 100% genuine. Even
Geraldo (who has a porno star mustache) chimed
in on the incident scoffing "if I met these men
in real life I would like to give them a good
ass kicking".
Robbie later appeared on an ABC 20/20 special , BBC news, the French newspaper La Figaro and in this very fair SF chronicle article recounting the event.
This taught Robbie a very
important lesson about the internet, that file
sharing networks are extremely powerful and
integral to the spread of information in the
global community.
Using similar techniques Robbie followed up by
releasing his own music over soulseek under the
guise of the newest Autechre album Untitled,
tricking many of Autechre's fans into thinking
his own music was by the great electronic act.
This caused Sean Booth to comment about his hoax
in an interview where he claimed Robbie's
priorities were "clearly fucked".
Robbie released his 2nd electronic full length album titled 'Gaseous Opal Orbs' on Dec 1st 2007. It is the next inevitable step in the evolution of rhythmic sonic density.
Most recently Robbie has released a throwback album to his childhood titled 'Drinking TAB and sucking on a battery', limited to 50 copies on CD and also availible digitally on itunes and boomkat. Also 2 free albums were released in 2008, Improvised Electronic Music & Molten Ghost (a re-release of an album from 1997) both are availible on this website.

Live at Electromusic 2007 with Vytear in Philadelphia, PA

Field recording ice bergs in Knik Glacier, Alaska.

Robbie improvising with Jynx of Nommo Ogo in
San Francisco, CA.
Releases:
Please Do Not Buy This Recording (Cassette) / Record Label Records -1996
Swiveling Lawn Chairs (Cassette) / Record Label Records -1997
Untitled 1997 (CD) / Record Label Records -1997
One Fragile Past (Cass, C50) / Laquer -1997
Extraction Records -1997
Staircase Made of Balsa Wood (Cassette) / RRRecords -1998
RRR 550 (LP)Untitled / RRRecords -1998
Auto Transmogrifying Mechanical Duendes (3x12") / Record Label Records -2000
Benjamin Vanderford with Fluorescent Grey - Good Vs Bad 2 Soundtrack (20xFloppy Disk) / Record Label Records -2002
Look What I Cooked 1 - Meat & Potatoes (CD)A Peruvian Shaman Sits...
/ Moron Labs -2003
Look What I Cooked 2 - Dinner Party (CD)Who Said Fruity Loops
/ Moron Labs -2004
Look What I Cooked 3 - Blue Spaghetti (CD)Crackly Shell / Moron Labs -2004
Lying On The Floor Mingling With God In A Tijuana Hotel Room Next Door To A Veterinary Supply Store (CD) / Isolate -2006
Asian Woman Mummy In My Tummy (mp3 EP) / Record Label Records -2006
The Wire Tapper 16 (CD, Sli)A Peruvian Shaman Sits... / Wire Magazine -2006
Ghos Busters III (CD)I AM A Photograph Of... / Record Label Records -2007
Gaseous Opal Orbs (CD)
/ Record Label Records
- 2007
